Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game: - It is a surreal low-poly minigolf comedy. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels. Eventually you will hear my voice. - - - - - -- - - - - - - - -- - - - There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quite a bit. -- - - - - The game currently includes 3 episodes with over 140 levels of boop flinging. -- - - - - You can also play in STORY MODE, which is more forgiving and allows you to progress through the game easier (with no score). SPEEDRUN MODE is coming soon. -- - - - - - You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor, but it's a hidden feature that I will only reveal if you ask me nicely. -- - - - - I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack. -- - ----- ---- - - - - - -- --- - - - - Thank you for your engagement. -------*******//////////**********------------##########////////----------- ADDITIONAL INFO: - This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one hand. - Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio/code), Tiago Ling (code), Just Delgado (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio).

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